Relax. Take it easy. There isn't any emergency. Grab a seat. Slow down. Pause. Be here now. Wait for it. Let it pass. Sense it leaving. Find a gap. Know it isn't that important. Calm yourself. Watch clouds. Take a deep breath. Shrug it off. Remember your favorite crayon. Sit it out. Stop. Imagine the universe will continue. Be liquid. Lick a paw. Run a bath. Nap time. Wonder. Leave it until later. Underachieve. Melt. Meld. Make it with chocolate. Don't worry. Begin ceasing. Set life on snooze. Go to recess. Tell it to wait. Float. Not important enough. Hide.

Smile. Deselect. Unsubscribe. Another time. Forget it for now. Choose nothing. Recall silence. Pray they don't miss you. Put it off. Do less. Take your time. Extend your glide. Lock the door. Unplug. Let it be. Ignore it. Get the toys out. Cross it off anyway. Auto-respond. Follow your bliss. Be late. Ignore it longer. Concentrate relaxation. Expand patience. Call it good. Don't answer it. Pretend you don't understand. Get back to it later. Purr. Do it slower. Check out. Live in languor. Say maybe. Simmer.

Rush to nothing. Pass it on. Sink in. Snicker quietly. Be. Contemplate. Just lie there. Waltz. Drift. Space out. Look at them cross-eyed. Submerge. Enjoy. Be last. Order out. Delete it. Make an excuse. Go blank. Settle down. Laugh it off. Eat all of it. Honor lethargy. Stroll. Try not trying. Carry less. Speak softer. Sniff babies. Interview tranquility. Procrastinate. Practice being. Sing more. Indulge yourself. Tomorrow, maybe. Drag it out. Could be. Turn it off. Pass it along. Chill out. Observe.

Have a break. Yawn. Set it on cruise control. Let her take it on. Delegate. Call in sick. Slack off. Slide. Enjoy it more. Glow. Remember to forget. Have more desert. Snore. Pull over. Just watch this time. Be amused. Walk the neighbor's dog again. Choose the other road. Offer it to someone else. Caress solitude. Dodge responsibility. Get bored. Befriend a couch. Make lunch more important. Take time. Ease off. Say nothing. Reduce. Simplify. Have it delivered. Make it last. Tarry. Don't decide. Downshift. Learn if less is more. Dim the lights. Scratch.

Hang out. Say you lost it. Breathe deeply. Color it brightly. Daydream. Go deeper. Become invisible. Hide it from yourself. Find a shady spot. Stretch lazily. Levitate. Don't go. Calm down. Leave it alone. See if they forget. Take a rain check. Sleep in. Unbutton. Forget to worry. Send it downstream. Let go. Maybe no one will notice. Flow. Try not to poke it. Not today. Decelerate. Release. Consider it done. No. Yes. Leave it unclaimed. Hibernate. Appear bewildered. Sit on it. Seize glee. Resist effort. Have a massage. Become gelatin. Draw the curtains. Live in slow motion. Master ice cream. Be a bubble. Limp. Underwhelm. Drop it. Rest. Find peace. Create stillness. Be nothing. Surrender. Sensualize. Luxuriate. Whisper. Omit. Om.

Om. Om.

Rinse. Repeat.